definition of
cockeyed

[1] #1 cockeyed s. [askew, awry, lopsided, wonky, skew-whiff] turned or twisted toward one side; "a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all awry"- G.K.Chesterton; "his wig was, as the British say, skew-whiff". wn

[2] #2 cockeyed s. [absurd, derisory, idiotic, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous, ridiculous] incongruous;inviting ridicule; "the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework"; "that's a cockeyed idea"; "ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer"; "a contribution so small as to be laughable"; "it is ludicrous to call a cottage a mansi. wn

[3] #3 cockeyed s. [besotted, blind drunk, blotto, crocked, fuddled, loaded, pie-eyed, pissed, pixilated, plastered, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tight, wet] very drunk. wn